apple

apple
1. (apple) (4298↑, 457↓)
The alternative to the orange.

Today, I do not wish to consume an apple. I shall seek alternative fruits.

Author: Armand Banana http://apple.urbanup.com/1582300
2. (Apple) (1869↑, 830↓)
A horrendous company that has somehow managed to stay afloat for years and appeal to a mass of misguided people. They specialize in taking existing technology, making it all shiny and fancy looking, and re-selling it for double the price. Ironically, their slogan is "Think Different". Their latest and greatest gadget that's getting all the attention is, of course, the iPhone, which is basically comparable to any high-quality $150 phone, except it has "innovative" touch screen technology, and it sells for $600. Apple couldn't quite figure out how to make an operating system, so they just stole the freeBSD kernel and repackaged a bastardized version of it as Mac OS X. It's funny that Apple brags that it's "Unix-based", since no one with experience in Unix would ever use a Mac. Apple frequently runs "clever" ads. Although they've made a ton of them, all the ads boil down to how Windows has viruses and crashes all the time. Apple also have an enormous, cult-like fanbase that like to remind us of these things every five seconds. Apple fanboys are generally smug, annoying, and arrogant, despite the fact that most of them don't know jack shit about computers.

Apple Fanboy: "M$ is teh sux0r\! Apple pwns\!" Windows User: "Windows has a wide selection of software and games, and a huge developer community." Apple Fanboy: "BUT IT CRASHES AND HAS VIRUSES LOL" Windows User: "My OS hasn't crashed since I had Windows ME. And AVG is a free program that keeps my computer secure." Apple Fanboy: "BUT WINDOZE SUXX\!" Windows User: "Would you care to tell me about your Mac? I hear it doesn't have many tools for software developers, which are important for my work." Apple Fanboy: "lolololol but windows sucks\!\!\!11" Windows User: "Did you know that a great amout of Apple software is made with Microsoft Visual C++?" Apple Fanboy: "omg wtf is C++?"

3. (Apple) (1447↑, 408↓)
The truly heinous name of Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's lovechild.

Dear Apple, Your father and I are sorry for giving you that truly heinous name. Love, Gwenyth PS: I hope your therapy sessions are going well.

4. (apple) (1232↑, 745↓)
Apple: company behind: Apple Macintosh (1984+) iMac (1999?) Mac Mini (2005) iPod (2001) iSight iSync iTunes iCal Mac OS X (10) System 7,6 ect

iWill log into my iMac G5, iSync my iPhoto files to Mi iPod Photo.

5. (Apple) (938↑, 478↓)
A manufacturer of computers, peripherials, and software with around a 3% share of the pc market. Most well-known products include: imac ipod itunes OS X final cut pro ibook While their operating system's market share may be significantly below that of Microsoft's windows, many still prefer to use Apple's computers and software, especially for graphical design and audio work. Many people like to debate over the superiority of macs over pcs and visa versa, such people have no lives.

1. "Quite frankly, I don't give a shit weather you prefer Apple computers or Windows PCs." 2. "The Apple vs. PC debate is mindless and insubstantial, try both and use whichever you prefer."

Author: I totally rock http://apple.urbanup.com/1273469
6. (apple) (512↑, 217↓)
Red on the outside, white on the inside. A pejorative term used by Native Americans towards other Native Americans accused of "acting white," which would include such things as excelling in school, getting and holding a job, staying out jail, not drinking & drugging, and behaving appropriately in daily interactions with people of other races. Similar to the use of Oreo by African Americans.

That Native kid takes so much crap at home because he's getting A's and B's in school. His whole family thinks he's an apple.

7. (apple) (221↑, 40↓)
A round, edible fruit that, when eaten once a day, keeps the doctor away.

Apples are good for you.

8. (Apple) (289↑, 129↓)
the makers of the finest and most expensive paperweights in the world.

1:"Dude, I just got a Apple iMac\!" 2:"Why?" 1:"The airflow through my room makes all my papers fly around...now it won't\!"

9. (Apple) (746↑, 609↓)
Apple Computer, Inc was founded on April 1, 1976, by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. Their first computers, Apple I and Apple II - while crude - initiated the personal computing craze - the idea that a computer would be useful in every home. Apple became a hit, going on to release many more versions of the computer. But... In the 1980s, Microsoft's MS-DOS took the market by storm, sales took a hit, and Steve Jobs signed his resignation. (returning shortly after his new line of NeXT computers flopped) Releasing at least a couple of new operating systems each year, each of the four additional "10th" operating systems features almost comical new content such as a calendar when you press the F11 key (Dashboard), new (but only a variation of old) visual styles, and other efficient (but generally inapplicable) bells and whistles similar to content that can downloaded directly onto a Windows XP platform (ie. See Google.com for a OSX4 Spotlight equivalent). You can easily count the new features on the fingers of your hands. To keep from "copying" Microsoft, Apple is often left with second-best. Copying the minimize/maximize/close buttons of Windows 95, they throw them awkwardly on the left. They're use an annoying drifting "dock" instead of a clean and well-organized taskbar, and Apple users are left with the Ctrl-click while PC users simply click the right mouse button. Apple struggles with pricing and creating a market for all consumers: You can purchase a Mac Mini for only $499, but Apple's cheapest display sells for $799. It is also hindered due to a lack of developer support. (In fact, Microsoft is the largest developer of Apple software other than Apple itself). Often software is released for Mac months after the PC release. Sales dwindling, Apple is now shifting it's primary focus from computers to the digital music market. (see [iPod])

Today, Apple computers are primarily used in schools (as the software is severely fool-proofed and Apple offers a hefty educational discount), and as movie props.

10. (Apple) (207↑, 83↓)
Apple Computer, a company owned by [Steve Jobs]. Apple's idea of marketing is just to bash [Microsoft]'s products. Which is kind of stupid considering [Bill Gates] saved Apple's ass a few years back. If Microsoft didn't help Apple financially, Apple would have gone bankrupt many years ago.

Apple sort of reminds me of that friend you once had. You help him get back on his feet, give him a place to stay for a while and help him get a job. Then, while you sleep, he robs your house and disappears.

11. (apple) (182↑, 69↓)
A greedy-ass company that makes a shit tone of money and over-prices their products

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the Apple Store and get a iPod Touch? Guy 2:No. I would rather spend money on something that's worth 400 bucks. Like cocaine and hookers.

Author: Sir Shags-A-Lot http://apple.urbanup.com/3593680
12. (apple) (98↑, 14↓)
THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.

Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple

13. (Apple) (240↑, 169↓)
1) A tasty fruit with a tough, wet center and thin skin. Apples come in many varieties and are often the flavor of many candies, drinks, and other confectionery. 2) A software company based in Cupertino, CA, USA. With a vocal minority amongst PC users, Apple Computers are often touted as inferior or overpriced. It is this author's experience and further speculation that most of the people who really "care" enough to object to Apple Computer's presence rarely have any long-term experience with the system, regardless of any other experience. This ignorance really offends the people that use their Windows machines, their Linux machines, their FreeBSD machines, but wouldn't go without their Apple machines, either. Then the Apple fanboys (like their detractors) go out spouting a bunch of flaming trash trying to sound better than everyone else, further justifying their detractors and others. It took this author several years of proof that he was wrong to understand how important a Mac is to anyone who uses a computer a significant amount of time a day.

them: I hate the finder\! I just want to use my shell to do file operations. me: Have you heard of the terminal? -- them: I hate the mac\! It doesn't have any games\! me: Perhaps you don't need one. If you do heavy work on your computer, you might want to at least evaluate one, however.

Author: pragmatic geek http://apple.urbanup.com/849695
14. (apple) (72↑, 25↓)
World's \#1 toy manufacturer.

The Apple [iPad] will change the world. Technologically, it will change the way people rub glossy surfaces across the world.

15. (apple) (326↑, 282↓)
Microsoft's second fiddle.

I just bought Microsoft Word: Mac Edition

16. (Apple) (95↑, 58↓)
1) A Seeding fruit coming from trees, Red in color and has many drinks made from it (Apple Juice, Cider) 2) A computer company that manufactures computers that use their proprietery OS X that only runs on their systems.

I love my Mac, I love my Windows Box, They both have a place in my heart

Author: DeltaOperative http://apple.urbanup.com/1344463
17. (apple) (127↑, 97↓)
A quazi-craze in the baby name game apparently started by Gweneth Paltrow's agent.

Have they named the baby yet? Yeah, the went all hollywood and the poor kid's gonna be called Apple. Idiots\!

Author: freestyle princess http://apple.urbanup.com/937996
18. (Apple) (30↑, 8↓)
Used in North America, to refer to an American Indian (Native American) who is "red on the outside, white on the inside". It is used primarily by other American Indians to indicate someone who has lost touch with their cultural identity, similar to terms such as [banana] and [Oreo].

Dancing-Buffalo left the reservation, changed his name to Chris and stopped coming to powwows. He's an apple.

19. (Apple) (88↑, 68↓)
A thing you eat that is nice

I ate an Apple on the weekend

20. (apple) (24↑, 5↓)
The company that makes MacBooks and stuff. So yeah.

Life was a lot simpler when apples and blackberries were just fruits.

Author: i_like_pie0125 http://apple.urbanup.com/5536209
21. (Apple) (54↑, 38↓)
one big hunk of shit only good for media, paper wights and Frisbees. comes in the form of desk top computer, MP3, note book computer and mobile (cell). also known as "I mac" or "I pod"

John: hows you new job going? Dave: umm i got fired. John: how come? Dave: the apple computer froze on me and then deleted all my work. John: is that all? Dave: No, then i tossed it out the window

Author: Brodie DCLXVI http://apple.urbanup.com/3197796
22. (apple) (33↑, 17↓)
In hockey, when a player gets an assist on a goal.

Johnny had 2 apples and a goal in the game.

23. (Apple) (76↑, 60↓)
A failed computer software company with pissy fanboys that are angry that an underdog company took the title of monopolization over computer software from them and put the company 6-feet under. And don't complain because no amount of bitching is going to change the fact that a "mighty" software company is hanging on by a thread with a fuckin' Mp3 player. Once the ipod is finnaly outdone, the company will be dead.(Thank god i can finally stop hearing morons trying to defend somtething like this).

"Hey did you see that new iphone from Apple?" "Dude, I'd rather put my dick in a meat grinder than by a $600 dollar fuckin' phone."

24. (apple) (60↑, 45↓)
an apple is a really yummy fruit that is one of my personal favorites. yum yum\!\!

Dominque: hey Bailee want an orange? Me: no thanks I will have an apple yum yum\!\!

25. (apple) (62↑, 47↓)
1) A computer company that started in 1970s when two Caucasian males decided to start a business. Is famous for iMacs, iBooks, and iPods. All their products have a certain clean, rather professional look about them. However, the computers/laptops don't let you download certain games, like .exe because it's for Windows only and it's a diff. operating system. 2) Chris Martin and Gwenyth Paltrow's daughter. Apple Martin.

Products Mac OS X iMac eMac Power Mac PowerBook iBook iPod Apple Cinema Display Mac mini Xserve AirPort QuickTime iLife iTunes iWork Mighty Mouse Aperture

Author: lmaoweresoscene http://apple.urbanup.com/1489782
26. (Apple) (56↑, 42↓)
a evil coorperation that aim to take over the word and to destroy all joy in the world

RUN\! It's Apple

Author: KTMdeathtothemac http://apple.urbanup.com/3604909
27. (apple) (9↑, 0↓)
Also known as Adam's Fruit, that snakes fruit. A edible fruit found when you behead a male. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider. It can also play songs and turn people into zombies. The only way to kill it is to put it in the washing mashine for at least 2 hours, or simply blend it.

Hey hey apple.

28. (apple) (15↑, 6↓)
The company that purposely creates new products that have the ability to have top of the line technology in them, but are held back to increase revenue.

Apple knows damn well they could have put a camera in the first iPad, why they didn't? They wanted everybody to have something to waste $500 MORE on.

Author: hatesapplebutstillbuysshit http://apple.urbanup.com/5691898
29. (apple) (11↑, 3↓)
A more polite way of saying "asshole"; can be used to refer to anyone as an idiot, a bore or anything just mundane. Famously used on occasion by YouTube sensation The Annoying Orange.

Harden up\! Don't be such an apple\!

30. (Apple) (23↑, 15↓)
a 4-8 player game consisting of only men standing in a circle surrounding an apple. The players start to masturbate, last one to ejaculate has to eat the apple. [losing] [is] [not] [an] [option]

Joe: Hey, Hank. Me and the guys are gonna play a game of apple after school, you in? Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......

31. (Apple) (6↑, 0↓)
what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...

you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.

32. (Apple) (14↑, 8↓)
Something that kids now a days use to smoke pot out of.

"Shit I forgot my [pipe]\!" "We can just smoke out of this Apple\!"

33. (apple) (17↑, 11↓)
An edible pomaceous fruit in the genus [Malus] related to [pear]s.

The apple is an edible pomaceous fruit in the genus [Malus] relatedto [pear]s.

34. (apple) (124↑, 118↓)
Qaulity computer that is the best choice for video, pictures, or music editing. Not for gaming due to compatibility issues. Morons like to argue which is better,Windows or Macs, I personally think that both are good for certain things. People who say that, "Windows sucks because it crashes every 2 minutes" either have never owned a windows computer,or just had a shitty computer and didn't set it up properly.

Macs are good and so are PC's.

35. (apple) (142↑, 136↓)
Contrary to Carlos Net's rather long, dull, and fairly innaccurate descriptions, The Apple is no more than a pretty command prompt OS. Many claim that it is more stable than Windows because viri don't affect it, in actuality no one has made any viri because the Apple is so rarely used, it would be a waste of programming time. Not to mention the lack of affordable programming languages that are Apple-friendly. Apple computers also have the highest rate (proportionately) of spontaneous shutdown; making simple writing tasks much more difficult. This by far takes the cake. Carlos stated that most of Windows optional upgrades come installed on a standard Mac. This is a blatant lie. Mac's come standard with one (count'em one) CD-R or CD-RW drive. They abolished floppies 10 years ago because they were obsolete. Obsolete\! Ten years ago and still today, nearly every student I know carried at least one floppy on his/her person. I myself carried 10. When we were forced to use Macs at school, most of us had to use a Win2Mac PC to get our files across the network. This is not what I call compatability. And Carlos stated something about Apple upgrades. Where the hell would you put them? The iMac (hate the lowercase i by the way) is big enough for the moniter and the one malfunctioning Disk drive. And it is true, the Apple comes preloaded with tons of software, software that nobody wants or needs, Geometers' SketchPad. WTF? Grow up and get a pencil. And the comment about Internet Explorer? IE and Windows WERE in no way related. The Internet was invented by the British, or someone in central Europe, hypertext being used long before American distributuion. Yes its a little sloppy, but it is the most effective way to do it without having to include loads of precompiled files that do simple tasks like a line break. Visual Basic and C++ don't require any expensive equipment to operate, other than an actual computer, and I understand why a Dell crashed after you put EVERY UPGRADE you could into it, no computer (short of a mainframe) could handle that kind of High memory RAM checking. So think what you want Apple users, but remember, save often.

Windows has its problems (blue screen of death) but it sure beas the hell out of Macs. And while we're on the note of beating the hell out of Macs, if you have one, do so until it starts to spew human blood.

Author: The Almighty Sapling http://apple.urbanup.com/753581
36. (Apple) (14↑, 9↓)
C'mon, really? Do you honestly need a definition for this?

If you don't know what an apple is how are you using a computer?

37. (apple) (9↑, 6↓)
the biggest fail for a computer. ever ever\!

guy one; what you got there? guy two; an apple computer guy one hahaha you mean a dog shit in you hands.

Author: hahahahhafuck you http://apple.urbanup.com/5334703
38. (apple) (16↑, 13↓)
Res talk; Term used to describe a person with a percentage amount of indian blood that claims to be indian only/especially when its beneficial...

Yep, she's an apple alright; red on the outside, white on the inside.

39. (apple) (7↑, 5↓)
The part of the eye, as yet undiscovered by scientists, which reveals loving feelings for others, usually family members, close friends and sometimes, even school kids.

you are the apple of my eye

40. (apple) (6↑, 4↓)
An apple is a thing that is SO tight. That all the other fruits are jealous. But is best friends with a banana. May be used for masturbation as well.

My friend Ashley was 'playing' with an apple last night.

Author: Kelly the Banana http://apple.urbanup.com/5344574
41. (Apple) (4↑, 3↓)
To the hockey world an apple is an assist on a goal. Instead of saying i got an assist in a game a lot of Canadian hockey players will use the term apple instead. The slang term often used for goal is gino.

Guy: Did you get a gino tonight? Guy 2: No but i got two apples\!

Author: FranktheTank87 http://apple.urbanup.com/5715682
42. (Apple) (9↑, 8↓)
1. A popular technology brand all over the world. All though it has so many fuc*ed up products.

Jill: Hey Gregg did you get the new Apple iPad? Gregg: No those things are so fuc*ed up\! Who would want them?

Author: littlemonster222 http://apple.urbanup.com/5501470
43. (apple) (23↑, 22↓)
A Native "Indian" (North American Aboriginal; First Nations; Indigenous; First Tribes; AmerIndian; American Indian; Canadian Indian; Native American; Native Canadian; Native North American; Mixed Blood; Half-Breed) person who is "red on the outside, white on the inside." Sometimes said in jest or humor, but more often derogatory. It means a First Nations ("red") person who is either full-blooded and "acts white" (ie: wearing a suit and tie; working in an office; talks and acts and/or thinks "White".) It could be said about a mixed-blood person who is part Native and Part Black or Asian or "other" non-Native ancestry, but only if they presented themselves as being savvy or invested in or involved in the so-called "White" system. Can also mean a "half-breed" of half Native/half White ancestry (mainly said by Native people, either jokingly or derisively, or a bit of both.) It does NOT refer to a Métis person, as that is a culture unto itself (of half Native - often Cree - people and Whites - usually French-Canadian or from the North West U.S.) Can also mean an "urban Indian" (a Native person who grew up off the Reserve mainly amongst non-Natives.) Can also refer to a Native person who grew up in the foster care system and does not know his/her roots; or (in this context, can even be a veiled compliment) a Native person who takes part in "Native life" (pow wows, visits to family on the Reserve, "Red Power" politics, etc.) but has been educated in the "White" system and is as familiar with non-Native ways of life and thinking as with Native ways.

Our Chief talks about bringing back our traditional fishing rights, but he's just an apple who wants to "bed down" with The White Man and make some fast money. She looks Japanese, but she's an apple - her Mom is Ojibway and her Dad is a White guy. Professor Red Cloud Dancing is well-loved by his people (the Sioux) and those non-Natives at the University - he's a good apple. Poor Johnny Big Deer - he grew up in the White foster care system, and he doesn't even know any other Native people - he's an apple. That apple Mr. Abbotossaway is our boss in Accounting and Manager for The District, but he has family on the Reserve he sees regularly.

Author: S.E. Nefertiti Morrison and Christopher A.X. Hamilton http://apple.urbanup.com/2589315
44. (Apple) (7↑, 7↓)
The act of giving and/or receiving an orgasm from a friend or lover.

Steven got an [apple] from his girlfriend sucking his manly part. Billy Bob was working on giving Liano a [apple].

Author: Steven Billy Bob http://apple.urbanup.com/5142814
45. (apple) (3↑, 3↓)
anything you want. apple can mean the fruit, apple. Or it could mean keboard. You make up the definition

wow, look at that apple. can you hand me the apple(book)?

Author: shanyomantreper http://apple.urbanup.com/4469140
46. (apple) (13↑, 13↓)
a delicious fruit that comes from the apple tree. there are countless kinds of apples. some are sour some are sweet.

apples are wicked good.

Author: Nick\!\!\!\!\! http://apple.urbanup.com/2561333
47. (Apple) (0↑, 1↓)
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LOOKING FOR THE DEFINITION OF APPLE\! IT'S THE FIRST EDIBILITY YOU LEARNED ABOUT\!

Friend 1: The meaning of apple is like, so, like, totally obscure. Friend 2: *facepalm*

48. (apple) (2↑, 3↓)
individual that is of great importance and impact within anothers life. shortended from "apple of my eye" .

i love my apple

49. (Apple) (0↑, 2↓)
A secret between two people about a person that is about a particular person. That person is referred to as the 'apple'.

Kim: I like apple, it's really tasty.

Author: iloveboxesoflight http://apple.urbanup.com/5596041
50. (Apple) (2↑, 4↓)
To apple is to bestow knowledge upon someone, or to gain information as when Eve partook of God's fruit from the tree of knowledge.

Bite my apple, ignoramus.

Author: Little sandwiches http://apple.urbanup.com/5043178
51. (apple) (3↑, 6↓)
An assist in hockey

Crosby had a silky apple to Malkin the other day, over one stick, and through anothers legs.

52. (Apple) (90↑, 93↓)
A computing company that decided not to conform to the IBM standards, which ultimately ended the mass confusion that was the computer market in the 80s. They proceed to be cocky, and allow nobody to make Apple-compatible computers (called Macintoshes), aside from themselves. Their computers, unlike the X86, can't run a very wide variety of OSes, aside from the Apple brand and a few shades of Linux. They are also the only computer company in existence nowadays that holds a strong fanbase, consisting mostly of closed-minded biased fanboys. These people will use such moronic arguments as "Windoze freezes soooo much lol\!\!\!\!" and "u kant get a virus on a mac\!\!\!\!11", acting as though the Windows chain of OSes are the only OSes you can run on an X86. They also consistently flood public places with their Apple propaganda, justifying the fact that they use a computer that is, standard-wise, 20 years behind (they most likely do this because they can't find any other way to occupy themselves on their computer).

Johnny bought a new Apple computer, then proceeded to visit every forum-based site on the internet and praise Apple, while mindlessly bashing those who disagreed with him. Typical Apple fanboy.

53. (apple) (6↑, 10↓)
a scrumptious fruit

princess mia bit into the red apple. What a scrumptious fruit\! she thought

54. (apple) (1↑, 6↓)
(n) a solid fruit, usually containing seeds and a stem, surrounded by a skin. (v) to throw such a fruit into someone's face, causing them pain/humiliation.

1. I love apples. 2. Geez why'd you apple me??

Author: randolf+slayer http://apple.urbanup.com/3877233
55. (Apple) (0↑, 5↓)
An apple is a type of fruit

Apple bong

56. (Apple) (4↑, 10↓)
a fruit that is made by a tree.(that makes apples.)

Why dont people just say the definition of a apple is a fruit like i wanted?

57. (Apple) (7↑, 13↓)
Similar to a period or exclamation point and used by NeNe, from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, to punctuate a particularly cunty remark; derives from name of viewer who submitted question.

I still strip most nights for Gregg, Apple. He loves it. I am a stripper for my husband, Apple."

58. (apple) (8↑, 14↓)
when used properly you make a hole on the side of the apple and then make a small indention in the top. the top is where you put the "weed" it acts like a bowl when to cheap to buy a pipe. and then you light the weed and put your mouth on the hole, and then suck(: hahahahaha

tara: mmmmm i love me some apples\!(: pickle: no duh\! doesn't everyone\!:D

Author: jingles McPuffpuff http://apple.urbanup.com/3090600
59. (Apple) (2↑, 9↓)
Girl whose stick legs, boy hips, and plank ass are balanced out by nice big cantaloupe [tits].

Wendy was an apple, so most guys trying to get with her just wanted to know what it would feel like to pound her E-cups.

60. (apple) (1↑, 8↓)
a clean way to call someone an asshole

omg your such an apple. "i can't believe i dated him he is such an apple.

61. (Apple) (5↑, 12↓)
Someone who sleeps around, is promiscuous, sells their body for money/crack, etc. Synonyms: slut, sleazy suzie,holla back girl,crack whore, slutbag, whorebag, etc. someone who is just all around a very appley individual

------------ ex. 1 ------------ guy 1: hey dude, you see that girl? she's somethin, isn't she? guy 2: ya, i slept with her last night actually. she's really just a huge apple guy 1: she's my girlfriend... guy 2: oh.... (awkward pause) guy 1: ya, what an apple. ---------- ex 2 ---------- guy 1: hey dude, you see that guy? guy 3: the one who just said he did your girlfriend? guy 1: ya, him. what a fuckin man-apple

Author: the Webster Dictionary http://apple.urbanup.com/3140847
62. (apple) (8↑, 15↓)
apples r so awesome and delicious\!

today i ate an apple.

63. (Apple) (4↑, 11↓)
A red or green circlish object in which you eat,has a core,and a stem.(a fruit)

I ate an apple today it was yummy\!

Author: Kelsy and Macie http://apple.urbanup.com/2854244
64. (apple) (17↑, 24↓)
where you stick a apple in a girls mouth and give her anal so she cant squel

a pig with an apple in it's mouth

65. (apple) (8↑, 15↓)
a fruit that beggins with the letter a

i like to eat lots of apples so the doctor will go away

Author: Eric Desautel http://apple.urbanup.com/2707516
66. (apple) (26↑, 33↓)
A sort of red fruit that grows on trees.

Organic apples look like caramel bunnies.

67. (apple) (35↑, 43↓)
A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of [Microsoft]. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist [Steve Jobs]

Apple will overthrow Microsoft eventually

68. (apple) (22↑, 30↓)
a sun-burnt white person. Red on the outside, white on the inside.

Hey look at that surfing apple.

Author: Syk0-Assass\!n http://apple.urbanup.com/153495
69. (apple) (1↑, 10↓)
sex

Want an apple? Lets go eat an apple together\! You make me horny, I feel like eating an apple.

Author: deserted island http://apple.urbanup.com/3745618
70. (Apple) (6↑, 16↓)
1)The thing that knocks Newton's head. 2)Another name for a red fat monster 3)A home for worms 4)Food 5)The first company to produce a touchable telephone

'Fuck\! I was knocked by an APPLE\!' [Newton]

71. (apple) (5↑, 15↓)
Apple- a word that can mean any other word

you are such an apple\! translation- you are such a weirdo\!

72. (apple) (8↑, 21↓)
The last line of defense against [Microsoft] taking over the world.

If it wasn't for Apple, Microsoft would've already taken over.

Author: Mr. Hamster Man http://apple.urbanup.com/4397412
73. (Apple) (1↑, 14↓)
sometimes....a "juicy apple"....is a nice booty....you know..."apple bottom jeans"....

I just loooooove a nice juicy apple.

74. (apple) (2↑, 15↓)
An amazing girl; a joyful amazing girl, has red hair. A beutiful girl; Makes people around her joyful.

a girl that is amazing and shows everyone care, a truthful person. apple

75. (Apple) (5↑, 19↓)
As well as a fruit, Apple is also a computer company that far out does any other. Their computers along with their iPods, iPhones, iPads, and iHomes, will soon take over the world.

"My new Apple computer rocks\! " Said Sally. "Whoa, my Apple iPod never freezes\!" Exclaimed Dween.

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76. (Apple) (21↑, 35↓)
The most awesome computer company ever. (See also [Macintosh], [iPod], [Alaskan Firedragon], (yes they created them,) and [iPhone],

Apple Rocks\!\!\!

77. (apple) (61↑, 75↓)
Computer manufacturing company that creates a sleek and simple design upon which to work in. They are also famous for creating the ever popular [iPod], which is becoming increasingly popular. There is a slight uncompatability issue, however the company is working on creating more programs to satisfy the customers. [Mac] users are becoming more numerous, and can potentially rise up next to [Microsoft], achieving equilibrium in computer sales.

Macs are alien to me, since they aren't what I'm used to working at, but just because they're different doesn't mean I have to hate them.

78. (Apple) (1↑, 17↓)
Sex and sex and even more sex

"I totally had Apple last night"

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79. (apple) (17↑, 34↓)
a hot babygirl\! with a sexy body, with an apple bottom, a girl with a pretty face, a beautiful smile, a geourgeous singing voice, a dancer, a friendly person, & the friend u can depend on..

ohh dammn dat girl is an apple\!

80. (apple) (13↑, 31↓)
Head of a man's penis.

Women prefer a man's Apple over a wussbag's PC.

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81. (Apple) (40↑, 58↓)
The worst computer company in the world, next to dell.

Dude, i am thinking about getting an apple Man, Yeah, u might as well get a Dell.

82. (apple) (8↑, 26↓)
to throw your top on stage at a concert/gig, and then the singer pick up the top or make some kind of signal that he has enjoyed this gesture; this is to 'pull an [apple]'

Harry: Woah\! I'm gonna throw my shirt at ricky wilson\! Harry: *removes top and thrusts at stage* Jase: Dude\! you pulled an [apple] Harry: Yeah\! apple created that Jase: Go apple\! *Harry and Jase dance*

83. (Apple) (3↑, 22↓)
To 'apple' is the act of shitting onto a person's shoulder while they vomit all over your dick.

"I was totally appleing her while she spewed her guts on my banana."

84. (Apple) (3↑, 22↓)
A derogatory term that pertains to black people. Apple is a symbol for black people usually meaning that they hang from trees either in lynching or as monkeys

John: K'sean u fuckin apple\!

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85. (apple) (12↑, 31↓)
oral sex usually referring to a blow job

the prostitute down the block will give u an apple for five bucks

86. (Apple) (0↑, 20↓)
Mature images, nudity, strong sexual content, Pornography

"Hey Joe lets go watch some Apple."

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87. (Apple) (1↑, 21↓)
Another word for alcohol.

Hey Felica felice want to go get some apples with me? We dont have an apple opener tonight..damn man.

88. (apple) (1↑, 21↓)
a cigarette or anything else you can smoke.

that girl smokes way too many apples.

89. (apple) (12↑, 33↓)
Another word for a ripe pussy.

Fundo wanted to put his worm in the apple, but not without a mackintosh.

90. (Apple) (30↑, 53↓)
A neatly kept pussy \!

why thats a fine apple you have there. can i try some of your apple juice ?

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91. (Apple) (55↑, 79↓)
1. A computer company that manufactures outdated pieces of crap for way too much money. 2. A system that is highly incapable of running any program or game in the world 3. Useless pieces of junk.

Let's go toss that apple off a 20 story building, all it does it take up space.

92. (apple) (52↑, 76↓)
a computer company that says its computers are better but in reality are no better and even worse than PC's, for one they are hopelessly un upgradeable and another, the newest game for mac is starcraft...makes you think doesent it?

the only good thing apple has going for it is the ipod, and b/c they suck they had to make a pc compatible version

93. (Apple) (13↑, 38↓)
Referring to a boy with a large boner. This comes from the popularly known Brady Middle School gym teacher Mr. Apple who often had a boner during class.

Joey Fatone had a huge apple while performing in rent. I was sitting in the front row, and it narrowly hit me in the face.

94. (Apple) (29↑, 55↓)
a very successful company which invented the ipods and all the exquisite mac computers. when you say somthing is very Apple it means something that has a similar style of Apple's such as minimalism and fine typographic design. or simply it is just cool, cutting edge and state of the art. also the exact opposite(antonym) of the word [Microsoft]

A: wow this television is so user-friendly\! simple and neat \! B: yea it's very apple.

95. (apple) (52↑, 78↓)
One of the best computer makers, they also make the [Ipod] which is very popular.

Man my apple computer own windows.

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96. (apple) (6↑, 36↓)
a finger of many different shapes andsizes. 2 people who origionally are from new mexico(not swedish land)kid who kicks a dog ball it thing. an asshole who dumps you because you have nothing in commin. a bitch who dumps you bacause she is retarted and later sees that you r perfect for her(but who cares your gay). a lady who loves pears. a do with a big dick. an orange girl. a girl who could feed a thuird world contry. a tractor that is sexy.

you are an apple, and an apple thats an apple\!

97. (Apple) (38↑, 68↓)
1. A red fruit that grows on trees 2. A brand of computer that boasts they "don't crash as much". This is probably because all the software is also made by apple, and is thusly overpriced. I'm sure if every application made to run on a windows pc were tested by microsoft, there would be less problems.

Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet Apple\! It never crashes\! Person B: What games do you have on it? Person A: Nobody makes games for Apples... *begins crying*

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98. (apple) (17↑, 49↓)
Slang for the head of the penis. To offer someone apple, is to suggest they suck your cock.

Apple?

99. (apple) (63↑, 100↓)
A great computer hardware/software company. Period. People who tout the benefits of Windows-based machines are inflexible, incorrigible, and inept. Take a look at the votes given to other definitions of [apple]. Notice that Carlos Net's spectacular entry has more than twice the number of thumbs-ups than thumbs-downs. Notice also that all of the entries bashing on Apple Computers received overwhelming amounts of thumbs-downs. Just take a look, you sorry little Windows-users, trapped in your cages of XP, ME, NT, and 2K. I pity you.

Mmmm...Apple's G5 tower...*drools*

100. (Apple) (22↑, 65↓)
An OS maker (among other things) whose GUI seems to give half the Windows computing world orgasms. Go onto any major skinning site (deviantART being a particularly nasty example), and search for "most popular" Visual Styles or the equivalent. Instead of getting lots of innovative and interesting themes, you are flooded with countless versions of things with names like "Milk," "Aqua," and "Brushed Metal." They aren't that amazing looking. Also annoying are the various Dock apps. The Dock has little use other than to look pretty and eat CPU. If you really must be lazy in your skinning, just go buy a darn iMac and let the rest of us skin creatively.

ZOMG i made my PC look like a maC\!\!10ne\!\apple i m so l33t now\!

101. (apple) (68↑, 112↓)
A computer system.

Apples are idiot friendly, and instead of upgrading, you just toss the one you have and buy a new one\! It's that easy\! Unfourtuanly they are useless piles of garbage, and not worth your time or money

102. (apple) (48↑, 99↓)
1. Fruit; grown mostly in Washington. 2. Dying computer company that boasts the best hardware around, but cannot compete with the versatility and cost-effectiveness of PCs

1. Are those Apples ripe? 2. God, I wish Apple would just lay down and die already.

103. (apple) (48↑, 116↓)
a shitty computer used only by losers who need to stop sucking bill gates penis

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104. (apple) (62↑, 133↓)
A company that makes superior computers to that of any other PC maker out there due to their incredible design and choice of premium parts. The boring, poor consumer is often too cheap to even considering buying a computer that actually works, and will end up with a $499 emachines bundle that includes a free printer because they are obsessed with saving that extra few hundred bucks on a machine they will be using for the next three years and beyond. After their OS technology was stolen from Microsoft in the 80s because apple failed to license it, everything went down hill. Mainstream consumers and businesses alike choose PCs due to their cheap price, and boring software so as to hinder creativity. "Well apples still suck and they are slow and way overpriced," you may say. Well, then why is that the most discriminating computer audiences in the world, mainly video, graphics, and music production professionals, are on Macs, refusing to move to PCs? Because Macs are better. Take a look at Mercedes. They both have less than 3% of the automobile market, yet again, are purchased by those who can afford them and prefer the ultimate driving experience. Simply put, Macs are the Mercedes of computers, and the rest of you are the ones stuck in your shitty geo prisms and kea spectras and 1992 toyota corollas, who try to make them look nicer by putting on a set of pimped out rims. And for the record, MS has been making its Office software for the Mac almost as long for the Mac as it has been for the PC. In fact, PowerPoint came out for the Mac nearly 2 years before it did for the PC.

PC USER: "I'm 32, live at home, constantly game with other teens, spend my days surfing the web for boring needless nerdy pieces of information, make weekly trips to the local computer store, have a star wars obsession, collect pokemon cards, obsess over finding the cheapest parts and rebates, endlessly try to fight spyware and viruses, and get into arguements over which new case light has better fiberobtic technology." MAC USER: "I wish PC users would just shut the fuck up and leave us alone. If you think Macs suck, fine. Go on ahead and believe what you want. But I know the truth"

105. (Apple) (353↑, 522↓)
An organisation who design computers and operating systems (Mac OS and Mac OS X). Despite the fact that their operating systems, computers and other software are far easier to use, more stable, more attractive and generally better than Windows equivalents, an unfortunate combination of Microsoft's monopolisation of the market, ineffective promotion and slight overpricing have resulted in Apple's partial obscurity in the computer market. Only professionals, who tend to appreciate Apple Macintoshes' superior capabilities more than the general public, now tend to use them, particularly in graphical industries, as Apple has always excelled in such areas. Much debate (or, more accurately, flame warring) has arisen over whether Apples or PCs are better. Ignoring the unfortunate fact that Windows currently dominate the market to a ridiculous extent and thus Apple has slight compatibility problems with some products and a slight disadvantage on the third-party software development front, there are few arguments against Apple. One is that Apple computers are less customisable than PCs, which is true to the extent that the vast majority of upgrades that must be bought for Windows machines are integrated as standard in Apple Macintosh computers. Apple's iMac range are therefore fairly limited in terms of upgrade capacity, but mainly because upgrades are rarely necessary. The tower computer range, however, are arguably notably easier to upgrade than most PCs, although the range of upgrades is smaller for the same reasons. Other arguments against Apple are rather worse-founded, such as comments that Macintosh computers are 'made for idiots who don't know how to use computers' and other similar comments. The fact that the majority of Apple computers are used by professionals - and indeed, a large proportion of professionals use Apple computers - is obviously not taken into account. Personally, I would say that ease of use and not having to fight constantly against the possibility of crashes is an upside, not a downside. Claims that Macintosh OSes are far less customisable than Windows are vastly overstated - almost every customisation that any person would normally wish to use is easily accessible, and many more are fairly easily accessible to those with the technical know-how to want to use them. Complaints regarding compatibility are partially unavoidable because of Windows' market dominance, and largely overstated. Microsoft Office, contrary to many people's main argument against Apple, is available for all Mac operating systems, and the Mac OS X version's interface is arguably better than the Windows version in numerous ways, simply because it is designed to OS X conventions rather than Windows conventions. It is certainly true that Apple is infinitely more flexible and compatible with other systems than Windows has ever been. Apple also provide a suite of applications with the operating system that is superior to anything Windows provide as standard (or, in many cases, that are available for Windows at all). Compare Windows' general range - the poor Office substitute Microsoft Works (an oxymoron in many people's minds), simple text editor Notepad, Windows Media Player, every web designer's nightmare Internet Explorer, and the like - with Apple's standard range, including the slick DVD Player, simple yet incredibly effective browser Safari, and of course the brilliant iLife suite, which includes incredibly powerful image-managing tool iPhoto, the wonderfully intuitive yet effective duo of iMovie and iDVD, utterly-superior-to-Cubase digital music mixing tool GarageBand, AIM and local network-integrated messenger and videoconferencing tool iChat AV, and of course iTunes, the music player that Apple have now also marketed incredibly successfully on Windows as well, that is, incredibly, unmatched by anything available on Windows. The Windows alternative of choice is the bizarrely clumsy and limited Windows Media Player. Apple's pristine hardware range is also remarkable, including Airport Extreme for easy wireless networking that was available years before Centrino for Windows, iSight for simple and elegant webcam and videoconferencing functionality, and of course the iPod, widely acknowledged despite its heavy price tag as the best MP3 player money can buy. Coupled with simple facts such as that while Windows bizarrely still needs a driver installing for almost any hardware component, the same devices almost always function on Mac the moment they are connected, it is easy to see why Mac users are so adamant that Apple are superior to Microsoft. That, and their software actually works.

Apple have released a new operating system again. It's tons better than the last one, and that was much better than Windows XP. When was the last time Windows released a new OS again?

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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